A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.
He told the saleslady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."
With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember." said the saleslady, "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the differences?"
The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist type for?"
"They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills".
2007-01-13 05:19:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFL.. hahaha.. good joke.. great comparisons.. hehe
2007-01-13 05:25:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Hill's of the Himalaya's that's funny.
2007-01-13 13:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay you're safe well as far as that joke anyways.
funny cute and funny
2007-01-13 14:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's offensive about that? I think it's funny!
2007-01-13 13:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really had me laughing there. Good one.
Yeah, l think some will be offended.
2007-01-13 14:02:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a Baptist .... ROFLMAO
2007-01-13 13:40:52 · answer #6 · answered by Catherine 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
boy. That's...interesting.
2007-01-13 13:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by Missy N 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha!lol
2007-01-13 14:15:55 · answer #8 · answered by .......... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. real funny.
2007-01-13 13:47:39 · answer #9 · answered by ~muffun~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is great
2007-01-13 13:46:32 · answer #10 · answered by Andrew H. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋