any cool excuses ?
2007-01-13 05:03:28 · 28 answers · asked by bigboobsucker 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
So easy, go out to the bar meet a chick give her you friends number and a fake name. When she calls his phone you answer talk to her if she is easy bang her and then she will have no way of contacting you. There is also a way to block number from calling you. I also usually only go back to the chicks apartment. I have a gf of 6 years and i banged over 25 girls while i been with her and never got caught she only thinks i kissed another chick lol.
2007-01-13 05:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You can
1. say that it's a one night stand and you'll be leaving town for good the next morning
2. shave off your hair the next day so they won't recognise you. If you can accompany this by plastic surgery and a change of residence it will be helpful
3. Pretend to be drunk and not remember what happened the next morning
4. Tell her that you've contracted HIV
5. get a call girl or a bimbo to sleep with you
6. After u sleep with her, buy a plane ticket and go to Yemen (like Chandler did to escape Janice in FRIENDS)
2007-01-13 13:10:07 · answer #2 · answered by honey007rmsas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her the you have a doctors excuses that you have to be alone. An you have a disease called not enough nuki and it's incurable and getting laid is the only thing that will keep you off meds!
email me if you need more advise! lol
2007-01-13 13:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them up front that you are not looking for commitment. You are ultimately looking for 'the one' but you won't have enough time in your life to figure that out if you jump into a long term relationship with every girl.
2007-01-13 13:09:58 · answer #4 · answered by JB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you find a girl that just wants to screw and have no commitment, you should feel ashamed of yourself for playing off her weaknesses. And you, my friend, have some emotional issues of your own that you should probably get checked out...good luck!
2007-01-13 13:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by Erin D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop beating around the bush.The next time you are on the prowl just tell your next victim what's on your mind, she will either except your terms or tell you to go fly a kite. Man up Dude!!!!
2007-01-13 13:10:08 · answer #6 · answered by mil414 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im LMFAO.. but seriously..
After you have slept with them ... just tell them that you are madly in love with them ... and have gone to the liberty of booking a church for 3 weeks time ... and you need to meet their parents immediately...
..and if they dont avoid you after that .. you are in big trouble ...
Dr Bad
2007-01-13 13:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's tough
some girls you can elude just by not calling others get real emotional.
usually if you just sleep with them once and not call or give any attention to they go off on their own again.
but if you want to sleep with them again you have to be upfront and tell them you don't want a relationship
it may cost you a booty call but your not going to have to deal with hurting their feeling to much or a nagging women on your back
2007-01-13 13:09:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dud just pick them up in the street show them a good time maybe ull get lucky then don’t call
2007-01-13 13:10:42 · answer #9 · answered by $$$$$$$$ice man$$$$$$$$ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure if you want chicks that will $crew just about anybody....they don't want or need commitments.
Also they don't need any excuses.....so you're good to go.
However make sure you wear a super-duper strong condom.
2007-01-13 13:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋