10 points for the first one she laughs about...:-)
2007-01-13 04:46:56 · 24 answers · asked by wild_pig_is_playing_now 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
Wonkey!!
2007-01-13 04:50:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of my favourites (and I'm 35!)....
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
Why did the sand blush?
Because the sea weed.
What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bum?
Warren.
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
Boom-boom!
2007-01-13 13:08:23 · answer #2 · answered by smee_1972 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why is 6 afraid of 7 cos 7 8 9 :)
2007-01-13 15:51:29 · answer #3 · answered by lennydiane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do elephants wear red sneakers? So they can hide in cherry trees.
How do you keep a rhinoceros from charging? Take away his credit card.
How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Put tape over his nose.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Singapore.
Singapore who?
Sing a Portuguese song!
What did the grape say when an elephant stepped on him? Nothing; he just let out a little whine (wine).
Good luck!
2007-01-13 12:57:46 · answer #4 · answered by JelliclePat 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My son told me this joke when he was 8
Why did the apple go to the doctors?
Because he wasn't peeling well!
And my favourite - Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
2007-01-13 12:54:08 · answer #5 · answered by Lost and found 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow! I liked These jokes much better than the other ones around.
2007-01-13 17:34:28 · answer #6 · answered by Hate lies 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two men are working in the gardens,when the one trimming the hedge trurns to the other who's mowing the lawn and says,'I've had enough of you! All you've done today is mown,mown,mown!'
2007-01-13 12:57:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
y did the monkey fall out of the tree?
becoz it was dead
wot do u get wen you cross a horse a sheep and a snake
nnnnneighbaaaaaasssssssssssss
2007-01-13 13:02:20 · answer #8 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate
2007-01-16 17:24:49 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken wasn't well.
2007-01-13 12:52:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋