Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven .. don't step on the ducks.'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, tanned, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The woman remarks, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?' And the guy says, 'Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck.'
2007-01-13 04:28:32 · 18 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like that one-not heard it before, will be telling it for a while.
2007-01-17 06:53:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww u ruined it, ur supposed to tell it with ur friends as characters and the guys ask what happened (yeah guys, its supposed to be to ugly girls) then the last guy comes with a super hot girl and his friends ask him how that happened, and the girl interupts and says "i stepped on a couple ducks" get it! a couple! makes the guy super ugly!
2007-01-13 05:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
2007-01-13 04:37:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! stil funny...! Hilarious!
2007-01-13 04:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is gonna make me chuckle for hours brilliant joke love it 10/10 keep them comin xxx
2007-01-13 04:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never fail to amuse!
Nice one!
Merci beaucoup!
2007-01-13 04:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one full marks
2007-01-13 04:43:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! I'm hot, I wont have that problem. Unless I go to hell...
2007-01-13 04:35:21 · answer #8 · answered by emzy_emz8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-13 04:51:59 · answer #9 · answered by kittyfreek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh - that made me chuckle and it's one I haven't heard before. Nice unexpected ending. Thanks.
2007-01-13 04:34:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋