Once upon a time, there were 3 freinds who found Alladin's lamp and, after that the Genie asked them, " What are your wishes, my master?"
The first one said, " make me the president of USA"
The Genie granted his wish & he disappeared.
The second one said," make me the president of Russia"
The Genie granted his wish & he disappeared.
The third one was hillybilly and said, " Well, its getting dark and my house is quite far, I want both of them back as my company"
The Genie granted this one and both of his freinds returned!
2007-01-13 04:27:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke!
2007-01-13 04:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by burungman123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at a conference on the Oregon coast once. I walked on the beach in the morning, kicking a tin can along as I went. When I got back to my motel I picked it up and was about to throw it away when my sleeve rubbed against it and a genie popped out. He was plenty upset about the rough ride down the beach so he only gave me one wish.
At the time I was a fairly young man so I asked for what every young man wants. Two chicks!
The next morning I woke up with Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. My leg was broken and I had no health insurance. Thanks a lot genie...
2007-01-13 04:32:45 · answer #2 · answered by Goofy Foot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaa, after reading it 2 times, I finally understand. Lol, It is a good one don't listen to what others have said. They don't understand the joke. His house was far and he felt lonely so he wished his friends back.. hahaha funny
2007-01-13 04:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I understand the joke but it's not very funny.
A joke should make you laugh out loud or at least smile....that one did neither.
Sorry
2007-01-13 04:30:24 · answer #4 · answered by Chatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a joke.once upon a time there was a boy and his mother. the boy says to his mom "can i go to the pool they just put the 1 meter divingboard in?" he comes back with a broken arm. when it all healed he asked "can i go to the pool they just put the 2 meter divingboard in" he comes back with 2 broken arms. when it all healed he says "can i go to the pool they just put the 3 meter divingboard in" he comes back with 2 broken arms and a broken leg after it all healed he asked"can i go to the pool they just put the 4 meter divingboard in" he comes back with 2 broken arms n' 2 broken legs. when it all healed he asked "can i go to the pool they just put the water in"
2007-01-13 04:35:47 · answer #5 · answered by Risako 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was very old Sir.
2007-01-13 05:17:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol made me laugh. I know those 2 other men are so pissed off lmao they wasted thier wish.
2007-01-13 04:31:46 · answer #7 · answered by Thebronx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That replaced into sooooo humorous!!!! LOL!! the following is one for you: slightly lady who lives consisting of her undesirable mom is going to college quicker or later. at the same time as taking section in on the playground 3 boys in her type got here up and provided her 5 money to climb up the pole. the lady immediately ran living house and instructed her mom what had got here about. In reaction, her mom stated "do not do it they in simple terms want to work out your panties". the subsequent day, around the same time, the boys got here and upped the availability; now they were keen to pay her 10 money for her to climb the pole. In her exhilaration she ran living house and instructed her mom what had got here about, again. Her mom instructed her, "do not do it they in simple terms want to work out your panties". the subsequent day, the lady is going to college, she climbs the pole and is derived out with 20 money. She runs living house and tells her mom all about it,. Her mom tells her, "I instructed you now to not climb the pole, they in simple terms had to work out your panties!" The youthful lady replies, "yet mama, I tricked them, i did not placed on any panties!"
2016-11-23 16:01:09 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don t get it...needs a proper punchline sorry good luck tho x x x
2007-01-13 04:30:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid hilllbilly! Haha!
2007-01-13 04:31:53 · answer #10 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋