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You know, like rather than buy a whole calender and pay for stuff they won't use, rapture believers coudl just get one month at a time via subscription.

2007-01-13 02:25:34 · 9 answers · asked by mullah robertson 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

There are a lot of good answers to this one. Let's vote.

2007-01-13 14:36:51 · update #1

9 answers

You can do whatever you like. You are the first person I have ever heard trying to make money off the rapture. America, the land of opportunity.

2007-01-13 02:29:45 · answer #1 · answered by angel 7 · 0 1

That's a great idea. If the rapture occurs in the middle of the month, they could get a refund on the unused portion. Although, I guess it would have to go to the pre-designated nearest relative that gets left behind.

2007-01-13 02:35:15 · answer #2 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 1 0

I like that idea. You'll probably make allot of money. Good luck to you! Although, you might have to give an incentive to saving that money, because remember they believe that they will be in heaven, so why would they need to save the money anyway? Perhaps you could start a post-apocalyptic Christians fund, for those left behind fighting the holy war.

2007-01-13 02:40:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

You'll be surprised when the rapture comes and the Holy SPirit is ascended from the Earth. Woe!

2007-01-13 02:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by Nish 4 · 0 0

That's a good idea would you like to team up because I want to sell

After death life insurance, just in case on Judgment you were not chosen to have an eternal life in haven, then the insurance policy would kick in and allow you to enter the kingdom of heaven

2007-01-13 02:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by man of ape 6 · 1 0

actually you may be able to make a lot of money. a lot of people that don't read their bibles and really don't know what's going on, fall for false religious doctrine. if i saw a pay-as-you-go rapture calendar i would walk in the opposite direction.

2007-01-13 02:31:49 · answer #6 · answered by Annie Rod 6 · 1 0

I'm not wholly sure I understand your obvious obsession with the rapture but you are funny as hell.

Stop making fun of something you clearly don't understand.

2007-01-13 02:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by Sheryl 4 · 0 0

It's 2007AD, too late for any of their rapture theories.
What remaineth, and for all, is "endure unto the end".

The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.

2007-01-13 02:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes you can have a clock on counting down to the day all the christians get beamed up to THE BORG CUBE

2007-01-13 02:32:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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