at a bar last night, got too buzzed, + started bein a dick to this girl. to my surprise, she got fed up, and kneed me. she gave me all the warnings, but you only see what you want to see sometimes . . .
it was the first time it ever happened to me, and it was the worst. instinctively i ended up on the floor, and of course it took me a while to get back up. the whole time, i had to listen to her freinds tell her how good a shot it was and how much i deserved it. so it sucked.
but it was almost like a religious experience too. here was this girl, just 5'2"ish, and i'm destroyed. i kind of felt like i did deserve it for underestimating her powers, and felt like wow, i;d be wise to never make such an underestimation again. and getting kicked in the nuts isn't like getting kicked in the knee - i felt like she exercized the power of a goddess.
it seems insane, but i feel like i had a bad acid trip opened my eyes, and thus ended well. i'd immagine this is not the norm?
2007-01-13 01:56:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Yeah, it ended alright....See what your hormone levels are in a month or two, and then tell me how wonderful it was then. You get assaulted by some bimbette and you liked it?
God, imagine if some guy hauls off and hits a woman...what would people think, Physical attacks are never appropriate.
2007-01-13 02:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by Boston Bluefish 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's a normal experience for you. I'm a female professional cage fighter (now retired) Ive seen guys get it in the nuts. Be more careful who you insult, looks can be deceiving. Take your lesson and put ice packs on your nuts, I think the bruised ego is more painful than the knee to the twig and berries. Personally I don't think she should have done that unless you were pawing at her or hit her. Dynamite can come in small packages don't get burned. During a fight I accidentally kicked a guy in his jewels and he crumpled like a wooden puppet who got his strings cut. I felt horrible. Men really don't deserve a kick in the nuts, if women knew how bad it hurt they wouldn't do it unless they were truly evil. You learned your lesson, it is humbling none the less, your reaction was something you will not soon forget. Word of advice watch your alcohol intake a little better so you don't get into anymore "painful" situations.
2007-01-13 02:22:17 · answer #2 · answered by dcforensics51 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously I've never felt it myself...lol... but from what I've heard, that's pretty close to the norm. Actually, damage can be done with a shot like that, but unless you have ongoing symptoms (swelling, bruising, pain) then I suspect it's ok. If you are nervous about it, check with your doctor. Good for you though, that you learned something from the experience, and hopefully it won't happen again.
2007-01-13 02:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, man, a kick in the nuts can be a religious experience. That swelling is telling you to either a.) Stop being a dick to girls at bars or b.) Wear a cup.
2007-01-13 02:13:52 · answer #4 · answered by Your Maker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are some of us that enjoy getting kicked in the nuts by a woman. But there doesnt seem to be very many women willing to do it unlass you really make an *** out of yourself.
Its actually every womans dream to kick a man in the nuts, but most wont admit it. Its almost like they are afraid to do it, even if asked to
2007-01-15 22:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by Batson D. Belfrey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least it ended well! I have never actually done the deed, but have known more than a few men that have totally deserved it. I like the idea...."the power of a goddess"!!
2007-01-13 02:04:54 · answer #6 · answered by Lemme tell ya... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god convinced that's and it burns once you pee. i grow to be with my cousin and we were driving a motorbike that did not have any breaks down a driveway that had an excellent slope and we would bypass fairly quickly! by skill of the driveway there grow to be a metallic gate and wen it grow to be my turn to journey the motorbike i wanting to journey it and turn earlier i hit the gate. notwithstanding the motorbike went to quickly and that i didnt have time to teach, fairly i slammed excellent into the gate and my crotch hit the bar in the front of the motorbike so puzzling i fell to the floor and didnt favor to face up simply by discomfort. my cousins were guffawing so puzzling! it damage like hell
2016-10-31 00:01:45 · answer #7 · answered by englin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think any guy should be kicked in the nuts... it's just wrong
if she didn't like you being a dick she should have told you to **** off and went on with her evening..
i personally think it's messed up that we women are able to abuse men and you men can't fight back, because apparently we are the weaker sex... physical abuse is never right coming from either sex
2007-01-13 02:09:06 · answer #8 · answered by pnlk123 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just take this as a learning experience babe!! Its just another step in becoming an awesome man!!
2007-01-13 02:05:02 · answer #9 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! so remember next time dun provoke any gal's temper. :)
2007-01-13 02:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋