I mean if you were in a fight in the future. ps. Give me a good and funny explanation, and maybe YOU will get 10 points.........
2007-01-13 01:53:21 · 4 answers · asked by Joka B 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i would win. you see since i was a little girl i have been living with the chupacobra. he is the creature that sucks the blood of chickens and goats in mexico. he has taught me everything about it, i hav alos been going to the gym and track. so in the battle i would use my super fast speed to catch the chicken, my super strenght to tackle him down and then i would suck all of his blood so he would only be a shrivel. lol
2007-01-13 07:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the future too, I will win. No matter how much you genetically modify a chicken you can't shake its genetic roots. Just like a dog tail even after keeping in a tube for years will remain bent.
Whenever a warrior chicken confronts me I will show it a piece of chicken leg and keep a knife with me. A chicken will remain a chicken so get scared & run off.
2007-01-13 10:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by nayanmange 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would destroy the chicken because I have spent years building up my strength by consuming his family members. This diet has enabled me to become freakishly strong and given me the reaction time of a mongoose. It wouldn't even be a contest.
2007-01-13 10:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by qmstr725 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well in the future i would use some lazer weapon gun, and a blow torch so i could fry the chicken there and then yumyum! This is a crazy question by the way!!
2007-01-13 09:59:23 · answer #4 · answered by flower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋