At 7am, A lone wife hears a key in the front door. She wanders down, bleary eyed, to find her husband in the kitchen-drunk, with ruffled hair and lipstick on his collar. "I assume" she snarls, "That there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at 7 in the morning ?" "There is. "he replies. "Breakfast"
2007-01-13 01:49:59 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Show him back to the front door and tell him to get his lady Friend to make his breakfast for him
2007-01-13 01:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by nita 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's 1+1?
2007-01-13 02:18:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask a stupid question. . .
And I just might answer it. . .
A bit old, but still funny. . . All you need to add is where the wife put the eggs. . .
2007-01-13 02:42:19 · answer #3 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old saying goes...ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer.
Heres your sign.
2007-01-13 01:52:31 · answer #4 · answered by Shayna 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a great joke, but I'd tell him to go back to the tart he's been with, or find a cafe.
2007-01-13 01:56:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny'un! :0
2007-01-13 01:54:19 · answer #6 · answered by J? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-01-13 03:06:44 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the husband expects that the breakfast's for him? no way....
where exactly is the question here?
2007-01-13 01:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by 53283663 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
brilliant love it
keep them comin
110%
2007-01-13 04:56:05 · answer #9 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb. Don't think I'll try it though.
2007-01-13 03:14:20 · answer #10 · answered by Shunter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋