do you believe that I'm the second coming I mean I cant even believe it! lol.
I Just want to get a feel for when I eventually come out of the closet.
2007-01-13 01:43:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wow i thought you people were religous but obviously you forgot that he has allready been born. i mean i know i'm the second coming but what ever you reckon. that's what is going to happen i mean i'v only discoved that i'm the man lol. i thought so.
2007-01-13 01:55:50 · update #1
i forgive you guys if you dont believe me but you will soon see i love you all and will see you soon. isnt it amazing that these letter are typed by the second coming.
(oh yeah i forgot thats it so easy to lie over the enternet)
be aware thats it a sin to lie even over the enternet because that the truth that even influence over all is wrong just a litle heads up.
god loves you all, i love all!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-13 02:00:15 · update #2
You are going to be in for a BIG surprise when Jesus the Christ Himself does return. I only hope I will be able to see the expression on your face when it happens. YBIC
2007-01-13 01:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you were you would keep to what Christ said would be the signs of His coming;
Matthew 24:30
And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
I don't recall anything about you entering the earth the second time this way... You are a false christ.. Jim
2007-01-13 10:29:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another one of you freaks that think you are the second coming of CHRIST huh man dude seriously he will not be mocked by you doing this you are cursing your self stop now repent of your ways YOU ARE NOT A GOD!!!! no wonder things are going wrong in your life you are mocking GOD, but all have sinned and come short of the glory of GOD for the wages of sin is death but the gift of GOD is eternal life through JESUS CHRIST [THE REAL ONE] OUR LORD!!!!!!CALL UPON THE NAME OF THE[ REAL] LORD AND YE SHALL BE SAVED!!!!!!!!
2007-01-13 09:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by THE WAR WRENCH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
questions like this I usually would not answer but something came to me when I read it- If you were really Jesus who came back, I would not be writing this because He would have come back for me, and I would be eternally with Him.
2007-01-13 09:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing but pallid incompetence nailed to a tree...
2007-01-13 09:54:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus loves you my friend and will accept you just as you are if you profess Him to be your Savior.
2007-01-13 09:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm just impressed you're able to type while in a straitjacket
2007-01-13 09:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋