Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
2007-01-13 01:10:01 · 16 answers · asked by Asian Princess 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was hilarios.....i LMAO.........im telling this joke to some people....where do u come up with this stuff
2007-01-13 01:25:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage a Programmers Vision
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First Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.
Family system hangs because hardware (called parents) is not responding.
You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.
Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash!
Now for the Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible
Compatible with hardware (Parents).
You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.
Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!
Arranged Marriage is like Unix... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.
2007-01-13 01:48:02 · answer #2 · answered by nayanmange 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-13 01:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dear daughter.....i was givin my vagina a break.....!! when ur brain get tired studyin....don u give it a break by playin wit ur doll ?? same concept is applied here also :)
2007-01-13 01:25:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jewelry. I saw it in another question.
2007-01-13 01:19:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god dear, that's how you get wisdom teeth.
2007-01-13 01:33:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very good! 10/10
2007-01-13 01:23:59 · answer #7 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke.Nearly laughed my *** off.
2007-01-13 01:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vomiting....
2007-01-13 01:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by annu 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
*laughs* thats cute
2007-01-13 01:57:47 · answer #10 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋