what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
2007-01-13 01:05:06 · 19 answers · asked by Asian Princess 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It would certainly be a very busy day...
I have a busy day with myself just as I am, so something like this could incapacitate me.
2007-01-13 01:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so much funnier than the women having a penis I'd say =) 10/10. No. 2 made me LOL!
2007-01-13 01:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband, if our "elements" were switched, should make sure and eager to coach how person-friendly it truly is for a lady to orgasm...and at the same time as he/she would not, rub interior the actual undeniable reality that round 2 is way extra common stated than finished...and that i ought to coach him the way it feels to not in effortless words not get off, yet to not cuddle as well. HA! believe me, i have theory about it!
2016-11-23 15:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love number 1 and 2!
2007-01-13 01:42:42 · answer #4 · answered by 53283663 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO ! ! !
They would do all 10 !
But maybe after completing #1, they might be better and less selfish in bed!!!
Hmmm..... now they may know what it is like to lay there and fake it!
:o)
2007-01-13 09:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by Wendy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but true! 10/10! I wish they had one so they could what it's like to be us for a day!
2007-01-13 01:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can throw a fit for a reason, I'm raggin !
2007-01-13 01:14:35 · answer #7 · answered by Skeeter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they will stay in front of the mirror all day with their legs open.
2007-01-13 01:10:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd just hope to God I wasn't on my period, didn't have a yeast infection, or wasn't in labor.
2007-01-13 01:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, you forgot trying to figure out how to pee standing up.
2007-01-13 01:13:43 · answer #10 · answered by sonofwampa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋