Is planning on entering it in a dog show. She wants the dog to look it's best and decides to try to remove some unsightly hairs from the dog's nose by using hair removing cream,so she goes into a chemist's to buy some. As the pharmacist sells her the cream, he advises her to apply it to her legs and refrain from wearing stockings or tights for a couple of days, "Oh no", said the lady, "It's not for my legs, it's for my Chihuahua". "Ok then", said the pharmacist, "Put it on that, but don't ride your bike for a fortnight".
2007-01-13 00:37:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny.....will use that in the pub tonight ! Obviously a pharmacist with an animal welfare mind !
2007-01-13 00:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tasteless but funny. 8/10.
2007-01-13 01:07:01 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woof Woof Woof Fido Found it funny!
2007-01-13 01:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by bejay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Ha Ha
2007-01-13 02:15:55 · answer #4 · answered by nita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cracker new one as well 10/10
2007-01-13 04:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure Owen Money said this in a Panto one year at the grand:)
2007-01-13 01:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think Flanagan and Allan did that joke in 1941.
2007-01-13 00:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
she must have been a bit of an old dog anyway ..lol
2007-01-13 01:28:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-13 00:59:27 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-01-13 00:40:17 · answer #10 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋