All eggs in woman decided to fight against sperms..they waited wit guns in the pussy....tat nite...no one came....suddenly 1 egg shouted....!! CHEATERS....!! THEY ARE ATTACKIN FROM BEHIND...!!!
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mom gives her daughter a pack of condoms b4 a hot date.....girl laughs and hugs her mother...'times have changed mom....i'm datin a gal...give me candles.....!! :)
2007-01-13 00:33:00
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answered by Anonymous
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Little boy sitting in class is asked by the teacher 'Johnny, it 10 birds where sitting on a fence and i shot one, how many would be left?'
Johnny answers, none miss, cos they would all fly off when they heard the gun. The teacher states that the correct answewr was 9, but i like the way your mind thinks Johnny.
With that, he decides to ask his teacher a question. 'Please miss, if three women where sitting on a bench eating an ice cream, one was taking long laps of her tongue, one had bitten off the end of the cone and was sucking the ice cream through, the third used her tongue and lips and took the end of the cone into her mouth and gently sucked on the ice cream, which one would be married?'
The teacher replies, 'probably the one using her lips and tongue, sucking on the end'
Johnny replies, well actually miss it would be the one with the wedding ring, but l love the way your mind thinks'
Anoother one for you---
It was the night of the super heroes convention, and superman turned to batman and said 'I have just had a sexual experince with wonder woman. I was flying over the city when i saw her sunbathing nude on a roof top, so i flew down, stripped off, climbed on and shagged her'
Batman says' Blimey, i bet she was surprised'
Superman said, 'not half as surprised as the invisible man'
Last one for ya-----
George Bush was talking to the Queen nad said 'I'm thinking of changing the USA to a Kingdom'. The queen replied, 'George, for the USA to be a Kingdom, the leader would need to be appointed king'
George said, 'Well what about turning it into a principality?'
The queen answered that 'the leader would need to be appointed a prince'
With that, the queen said, 'George I think the USA works well as a country'
2007-01-13 01:20:50
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answered by Tazman 3
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4 white horses fell in the mud.
you did say dirty jokes you didn't specify it had to be sexual.
2007-01-13 02:17:58
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answered by Richard Serenity 4
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The problem with your question, is that my answer would be deleted and I would get points deducted!
2007-01-13 00:36:05
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answered by Cracker 4
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