A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came out of it, he asked her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you’re bad luck, why don’t you f*ck off?"
2007-01-13 00:12:32 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So so.!!!
2007-01-13 01:04:23 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny for awhile, but it mocks love. It also makes fun of male stupidity.
2007-01-13 08:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by Lionwarlord 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's a bit funny
2007-01-13 00:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by Lesurly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
2007-01-13 04:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by do you smell..... what's coo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10. Very good show, young lady.
2007-01-13 00:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True love (sigh). I hope you find someone who thinks the same of you as the aged man in your story.
turd!
2007-01-13 00:17:50 · answer #6 · answered by Billy Dee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice but old.
2007-01-13 01:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's too funny, but really rude!!
2007-01-13 00:35:37 · answer #8 · answered by strasburg_cat_princess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps his luck is about to change.
2007-01-13 00:17:34 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol!!!totally get tat!!!..dont usually understand
2007-01-13 00:27:26 · answer #10 · answered by somebody 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Hilarious!
2007-01-13 01:00:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋