A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
2007-01-13 00:09:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha....a cute blonde joke.....I wonder how come a blonde act a smart one.
2007-01-13 00:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I usually hate blonde jokes. This one is actually good.
2007-01-13 08:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by Addie M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK i see that's a good one,cause she made that one up and did,t even know the answer herself-that's steep.
2007-01-19 12:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by Baby Doll 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't judge a book by its cover not all blondes are stupid...i liked it!
2007-01-21 00:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by bonnie, a 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very cool. i know this seems like i whinger but i badly need ten points as im in a race against my friends
2007-01-17 19:33:52 · answer #5 · answered by ME I MYSELF 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Sweet!
2007-01-20 21:55:05 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i get it that is funny and cute i wish i was that girl i need some money
2007-01-17 20:30:46 · answer #7 · answered by orios2go 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it be4, but it's still good
2007-01-13 08:28:42 · answer #8 · answered by strasburg_cat_princess 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
great joke i will have to tell that one to my friends they will love that one LOL
2007-01-13 08:40:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one!
2007-01-20 22:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by ethan_rocket 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋