i was playing with a beer bottle and managed to get my thing caught in it.....any serious ideas i cannot call the fire brigade as it will ruin me 4 life.
2007-01-12 23:05:57 · 24 answers · asked by gundaewoo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! how the h3ll did u manage that?? i have a few answers for you. put butter on it. it'll slide right off. 2. SMASH THE BOTTLE! IT'S NOT FRIKIN ROCKET SCIENCE. 3. eat a lemon. 4. take a shower. 5. try pulling it off. 6. call justin timberlake...he might know! 7. never let it get you down. 8. listen to old 50's music 9. read a magazine 10. YOU'RE A DUMB@$$!!!!!!!!!!!
11. never play with bottles esp down in that area!
2007-01-12 23:55:26 · answer #1 · answered by Orange Lipbalm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A likely story!
Put ice on your member and pour water gradually increasing its temperature, over the bottle. The heat will expand the bottle, making its grip slacker, and the air inside will also expand thus forcing your member out. Meanwhile the ice will shrink you member aiding removal. You won't need a large quantity of ice if it was already small enough to fit into a bottle top though....
2007-01-13 00:50:26 · answer #2 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If this was serious, doubt you gonna get it out
The amount of air inside the bottle is holding it in, only chance smash the bottle or go seek medical attention
2007-01-13 00:38:51 · answer #3 · answered by mary L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta ask, you say playing with a beer bottle, what is that game called?Your gonna have to CAREFULLY break the bottle. Good luck to you my dear
2007-01-12 23:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by gingajen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well all I have to say is if you got your thing caught in a beer bottle that's not saying very much about your size. lol
2007-01-12 23:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rub some vaseline round the bottle top & ease it off. You try to smash it & you may cut yourself. Now that WOULD be embarrassing.
2007-01-12 23:11:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What thing did you catch in the beer bottle.
What was it doing in the beer bottle in the first place.!!!
2007-01-13 01:08:52 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put some butter or baby oil on it. Or go to the emergency room. This is a joke right?
2007-01-13 01:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did you manage to put in the neck of a bottle its so narrow go to doc and get local anaesthetic he will probably say small prick now
2007-01-12 23:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
now thats a really small thing ha ha ha use a hammer that might help and stop playing that way again hope you learn your lesson
2007-01-12 23:13:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋