Why has my Ready Brek exploded all over the microwave when I followed the instructions to the letter?

Question

Why is a grown man eating Ready Brek anyway? Am I a complete ****?

Answer 1

Good food, but evil forces have altered some of it to cause explosive reactions to microwave cooking.
--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 2

Ready Brek is goooooood stuff. Age knows no bounds when it comes to food that's just good.

But you might want to turn down the power on your microwave. I find that if it's a high power microwave, things like soup and oatmeal end up the same way if you don't turn the power down to medium.

Answer 3

first of all there is nothing wrong with a grown man eating ready brek. Secondly i find the best way to make it is to heat up the milk in a cup in the micro and then add it to the powder in the bowl.

Answer 4

I have microwaved porridge for breakfast with a spoonful of honey, the best food of the day in winter

Answer 5

because ready brek is evil and the work of the devil. I suspect you are eating it because you are too lazy to make porridge.

Answer 6

you did not put enough milk in and heated it for a bit too long possibly good luck next time, but if you fancy a change try the more grown up oatsosimple they are yummy all different flavours

Answer 7

There are different heating instructions for different microwaves. Maybe you read the wrong instructions. In which case........

Answer 8

depends on the power of your microwave. adjust accordingly, but putting a loose lid over it would reduce the splatter.

Answer 9

When in doubt, blame George W. Bush...and, no, you're not a ****.

Answer 10

yes you are a **** your surrposed to open the packet first