a man was sawing his new assistant in half, when:
she asked 'what happened to your old assistant'
he repiled 'she now lives in London and Liverpool!'
she has a worried look on her face:
what do you think funny?
2007-01-12 21:59:55 · 57 answers · asked by jon h 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no
2007-01-12 22:02:37 · answer #1 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I think what may put people off laughing is the fact that you've chosen two of the most disgusting places on earth to be part of your joke. If you'd have said she now lives in Cornwall and the lake district, that wouldn't maybe create such a disturbing picture and people could concentrate on the humour rather than the geography.
2007-01-20 06:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by Missing Link 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, but i like to be frank and ernest when i tell a joke... Frank in London and Ernest in Liverpool... Oooo, my sides lol
2007-01-12 22:06:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The vote on this one has got to be split. Could it possibly be foul mouthed Jade in London and that other 'thicko' - Dan something in Liverpool.
2007-01-18 11:56:57 · answer #4 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not that funny ya shud a left out the worried look on her face part that kinda takes ya away from the joke but clever
2007-01-18 00:02:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
not possible to live in Liverpool and London both place
2007-01-19 20:18:38 · answer #6 · answered by Harshad 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I were 5, yes, but as an asult, no.
2007-01-20 05:20:35 · answer #7 · answered by sabby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well at the grand age of 92 I have heard some jokes in my time. So it is with a great sadness that i have to tell you that your joke doesn't even raise a smile, it's terrible.
2007-01-12 22:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by WISE OLD GRANNY 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Naaaaaa! But I've heard worse.
2007-01-20 20:23:52 · answer #9 · answered by Tabby 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Could be funny if you would say it better.
2007-01-20 11:04:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry it does nothing 4 me 2/10
2007-01-12 22:15:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋