Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year.Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."
And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old.If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."
Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride.If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars.
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Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went.The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard.He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
2007-01-12 21:59:16 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO ... i love it !! ... poor Martha but Stumpy saved 10 bucks AND got the airplane ride, good for him.
here's one back at ya ...
" A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-asss grill for one little weenie?"
ps ~ are all the irish girls as pretty as you?
2007-01-12 22:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the name stumpy wonder what is stumpy10/10
2007-01-13 06:58:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. Stumpy sounds like someone I know. lol
2007-01-13 07:58:32 · answer #3 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
poor old man, Martha should of paid the ten dollars anyway cuz hes old and he wants to have fun and enjoy before he dies
2007-01-13 06:07:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic.
2007-01-13 07:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by ZYGGY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-13 06:10:22 · answer #6 · answered by felixtricks 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard a different version of that, about a hoilday maker and his son para-gliding, but no matter which way you look at it, its still funny!
2007-01-13 06:05:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, yeah I think it's funny, I actually laughed out loud.
2007-01-13 06:03:20 · answer #8 · answered by Huliganjetta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! Soooo funny!!! This is definitely one of the funniest jokes I have read on this site!!
2007-01-13 06:04:44 · answer #9 · answered by Sled Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not Absolute Bond but it is about Absolute Fun !
2007-01-13 06:08:43 · answer #10 · answered by Catalyst 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋