Bartender: "Yeah! Sure…go ahead."
Man asks the dog, "What covers a house?" Dog says, "Roof!"
Man asks the dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" Dog says, "Rough!"
Man asks the dog, "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" Dog says, "Ruth!"
Man says to the bartender, "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
Bartender throws both of them out the door.
Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the man and says, "Should I have said Gehrig, then?"
2007-01-12 21:31:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I hesitate to use words like genius and brilliant, but what other words can one use?
You sir are a genius! That was the funniest joke I've ever seen! Such brilliant comedic talent should not, nay, MUST NOT remain hidden.
It is your duty to society to go on the stage and reveal your many talents to the world.
Well done!
2007-01-12 21:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
not bad 8/10
2007-01-13 05:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by joethedog 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
8/10 Made me smile.
2007-01-13 05:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by pageys 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes i agree with cotton table cloth,you should definitely be on stage.......Sweeping it up after the other comedians?
2007-01-13 06:15:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
kind of funny. too bad it didn't make me laugh though
2007-01-13 05:44:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
frickin' hilarious
2007-01-13 08:22:45 · answer #6 · answered by Jade 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
groan
2007-01-13 10:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by Quinn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very very funny
2007-01-13 06:11:28 · answer #8 · answered by Immortal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny
2007-01-13 05:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
hehe. cute :)
2007-01-13 05:40:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋