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and if so when? would He likely cost more or less than the local plumber.

2007-01-12 21:22:41 · 12 answers · asked by U-98 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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No, but he can fix you.

2007-01-12 21:25:59 · answer #1 · answered by Beanie.beanie 3 · 1 0

Paul sought to position in writing contained in the prophetic type yet his church letters (epistles) did not make the grade. FAQ: What books are contained in the note and what are apocrypha? "The books of the note are all those which have the inner sense; yet those books which have not the inner sense, are literally not the note. The books of the note, contained in the former testomony, are the 5 Books of Moses, the e book of Joshua, the e book of Judges, both Books of Samuel, both Books of Kings, the Psalms of David, the Prophets Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi: and contained in the recent testomony, the 4 Evangelists, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John; and the Apocalypse. something have not the inner sense" (Arcana Coelestia n. 10325 or Heavenly Doctrine n. 266). FAQ: Why distinct testaments and books contained in the note? "As regards the note truly, it has existed in each and all ages, although not the note we own on the prominent-day. yet another note existed contained in the most historic Church earlier the Flood, and yet another note contained in the historic Church after the Flood. Then got here the note written by Moses and the Prophets contained in the Jewish Church, and finally the note written by the Evangelists contained in the recent Church. the reason the note has existed in each and all ages is that with information from technique of the note there's a communique between heaven and earth, and also that the note deals with goodness and fact, with information from which someone is enabled to stay in eternal happiness. contained in the inner sense for this reason the Lord on my own is the problem, for all goodness and fact are derived from Him" (Arcana Coelestia n. 2895).

2016-12-02 05:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

If I could fix your leaky faucet, would you consider me to be your god?

2007-01-12 21:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by chocolatebunny 5 · 0 0

Yes he probalbly could. It would be a miracle.
He will be much more expensive than the local plumber.

2007-01-12 21:31:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God created a universe. A faucet should not be problem for Him.

2007-01-12 21:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you have no belief in God, better stop asking such silly questions.Do not mind us Christians on our belief to God. you are actually wanted to insult our God and all believers of God, Hope you will repent someday.

2007-01-12 21:31:26 · answer #6 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1 1

Emjolina...hahaha
Oh now I have to say something hmm yes I believe he could

2007-01-12 21:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Maybe but he never answers his pager.

Do you suppose he could learn to hike his trousers up high enough not to show butt cleavage while he's working? For that, I'd gladly give him a few bucks...

2007-01-12 21:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by XYZ 7 · 1 1

Don't know about plumbing but I've heard he has family connections in the carpentry field you might get a discount on that.

2007-01-12 21:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by noddy 3 · 3 2

Sheesh! Get a life, is that the best you could come up with?

2007-01-12 21:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by Kesta♥ 4 · 1 1

Why, you can tie a knot in it instead. LOL

2007-01-12 21:35:12 · answer #11 · answered by Dakota Lynn Takes Gun 6 · 0 0

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