2007-01-12 19:45:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are a "blonde" aren't you? This is dedicated to you:
A young blonde woman is distraught because she suspects her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
2007-01-12 19:49:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Quite a good question. but it has been asked , based on an incorrect assumption.
That Jesus will return to the earth a second time in the flesh.
this would imply he made a mistake the first time.
He did not.
He was SENT by his Father [ Jehovah God] to tell us about the "Good News", God's planned new system. The whole Bible theme is about it.
That there is a coming "Armageddon".
That we have had 2,000 plus years to try out every sort of government and to help us realize we cannot function properly without God's guidance.
That guidance is found in the Bible.
That's why God had it written.
Nothing is more positive than WRITTEN instructions.
This is a problem with Islam. Although starting with the same Patriarch as Christians, they have lost their way because of depending on memory, as clearly seen by all the nodding boys in Islamic schools.
It IS Jesus who is 'riding out' as a warrior [] Rev. 19;11] , at Armageddon, and there will be many deaths. [Rev. 19; 17,21]
So many that the birds of the earth will have to clean them up. they will not be buried. There will just be too many.
These ones are the members of what Revelation calls "Babylon the Great' . The organisation/s that Revelation warns us to " get out of'. Rev. 18;4.
2007-01-13 04:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by pugjw9896 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all Jesus and Allah are different. Jesus is a Prophet, and Allah is God, one God.
Muslims believe that Jesus is alive in Heaven, and will return to Earth to defeat the Dajjal (Antichrist).
The Qur'an states:
“ O followers of the Book! do not exceed the limits in your religion, and do not speak (lies) against Allah, but (speak) the truth; the Messiah, Jesus son of Mary is only a messenger of Allah and His Word which He communicated to Mary and a spirit from Him; believe therefore in Allah and His messengers, and say not, Three. Desist, it is better for you; Allah is only one Allah; far be It from His glory that He should have a son, whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth is His, and Allah is sufficient for a Protector. „
—Qur'an, 4:171
2007-01-13 03:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by Uzlu2919 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
This brings to mind the image of a woman sitting in a restaurant until the place closes, waiting for her date to show up and refusing to believe that he isn't going to. What will he order first? Fish? Chicken? Veggie Stir-Fry?
2007-01-13 03:51:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
hey dont u know that jesus believes in non violence? prbably allah would kill sunnis shias and himself
2007-01-13 04:15:47 · answer #5 · answered by darius 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kind of picture him marching through cities like Godzilla, with electric bolts coming out of his eyes zapping all the non believers
2007-01-13 03:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
He may start with the person who asked this question
2007-01-13 04:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by quilm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only Jesus will arrive with His army and they will destroy Satan and His army.
2007-01-13 03:57:04 · answer #8 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that is some hypocritical god!!
Thou shall not kill? HMM... sounds like the god your describing has a real mean streak!
2007-01-13 03:56:02 · answer #9 · answered by Tim 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I hope he takes down all the child molesters after that who cares.
2007-01-13 03:51:26 · answer #10 · answered by MotherMayI? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋