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2007-01-12 19:20:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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(Signal her over to you with your finger)

You: I knew that if I fingered you that you'd come.
(she walks away)
You: If I can make you come with one finger imagine what I can do with the rest of my body.

2007-01-12 19:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Man > ask directions if you are in the mall,,ask what ever comes in to your mind about things when you are in the supermarket, the trick is" timing," "innocent approach" friendly eyes" and soon exchanging phone numbers. For me as a woman ,pick up lines is corny.

2007-01-13 03:45:52 · answer #2 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0 0

1. Do you come to this church often?
2. What are your favorite dishwashing and laundry detergents?
3. Would you mind if I run my fingers through your beautiful hair, no towels in the mens room.
4. Are you the girl that drove your ex to suicide?
5. What's more horny, a rhinoceros or you?

2007-01-13 03:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by victorschool1 5 · 0 0

Girl, you must know Karate because your body is KICKING!
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...

2007-01-13 03:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by J_Lin 2 · 1 0

hey girl, iv'e seen this movie about friends the boy was in love but the girl was not then the boy became successful and is now a player and the girl was stuck in new jersey and the boy was flirting with girls in los angeles and can you give me your number? (tip:never pause)

2007-01-13 03:26:09 · answer #5 · answered by Grimalkin 1 · 0 1

"Wanna ride in my 4X4?"
"Need a beer?"
"Does your mother and daddy care if I take care of their most precious possession?"
"I lost my phone number, may I use yours for a moment?"
AND LASTLY......"I was given this cupon over at (nice restraunts name) and I can only redeem it for two people. Would you like to go?"

2007-01-13 03:28:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Anything that makes a girl laugh is key.

My personal favorite is "If you were a booger.. i'd pick you first."

2007-01-13 03:26:48 · answer #7 · answered by ofxaxrevolution984 2 · 0 0

Mine are:

Hi.
Hey, what's going on?
My name's Matt, what's yours?
*headnod*
and the ever cool when I'm in that sly sleek mood, "Sup?"

2007-01-13 03:24:06 · answer #8 · answered by mjcalohan 3 · 1 0

i believe the eyes are the window to the soul and i must say you have beautiful eyes

2007-01-13 03:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by kobanryuu 2 · 0 0

I dunno, but the one I find the funniest (and the one that works too!) is "If I told you you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?" XD I don't know why, but it gets me every time LOL

2007-01-13 03:22:41 · answer #10 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0 0

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