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Crucifixion is outdated!

2007-01-12 18:39:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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When Jesus comes back it will be as a Resurrected being and all will see him together as a rising sun in the east. He will also be coming to rescue his people who will be at war, bringing with him the armies of Heaven! Now what was that about crucifixion?

2007-01-12 18:52:09 · answer #1 · answered by Carolyn T 5 · 0 1

He would be arrested for disturbing the peace, and vagrancy, people would avoid him in case he was trying to hand out pamphlets, he would be told to "Get a Job". Christians would tell Him to get washed in the blood of the lamb, Catholics would start measuring Him for another cross, atheists would laugh at Him and tell Him to go back where He came from. The few people who recognized Him for who He is would cringe in fear of retribution, and the televangelists would try to get Him as a guest speaker.

2007-01-12 18:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Read the book, it is coming. Jesus comes back, Satan loses, Judgement, ....it is all there in black, white, and red.

2007-01-12 18:53:05 · answer #3 · answered by Tim P 2 · 1 0

When Jesus comes back, it will be to judge, not suffer.

2007-01-12 18:48:57 · answer #4 · answered by lost and found 4 · 0 0

He'll be busted for pan-handling, and shunned as a cross-dressing hippie.

2007-01-12 18:49:44 · answer #5 · answered by big j 5 · 0 1

Nothing will happen to HIM. i think your question should have said - What will happen to us?

2007-01-12 18:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by Gezza D 2 · 1 0

Nothing!

2007-01-12 18:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0 0

I'm pretty god damn drunk, but i think i already answered this

2007-01-12 18:49:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

SATAN!!!

SATAN!!!

Protect me!!!

2007-01-12 18:45:38 · answer #9 · answered by DenimGuy555 2 · 0 0

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