An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves...... she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says,................
"Broccoli - .49 cents a pound!"
2007-01-12 16:27:40 · 18 answers · asked by Debontheweb 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO and the door closes.. That gotta smell BAD for the rest of the elevator. And just think about the people that gets on when the door opens. LOL Witch girl is gonna blame the other girl for farting? good joke thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-12 16:37:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Along those lines. Once there was a business woman who had finished a meeting on the 10th floor of an office suite, and she got into the elevator to leave. When she got to the 8th floor she farted and did not know what to do about the smell. She was a seller of those hanging Air Fresheners that you put in automobiles, so she took out a Pine Scented one and waved it around in the air. The elevator stopped on the 4th floor and a man got in. As he was standing there, he started sniffing the air. The woman noticed, and was proud of her products, and said about the time they got to the ground floor, "how do you like that smell" The man looked at her and said that it smelled like someone s- - - a Christmas Tree.
2007-01-12 22:02:09 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old woman is cute. But, she isn't taking any rich jigilos home.
2007-01-12 16:31:44 · answer #3 · answered by Just another guy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic!!!
2007-01-12 16:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by De Nirezza 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go lady go lady bet that fixed them 9/10
2007-01-12 18:26:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe never heard that one before heheheh good one that made my day hahah. i can't wait to tell my friends. those stupid girls deserve it too! great joke
2007-01-12 16:50:02 · answer #6 · answered by Emery 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crude, but funny.
2007-01-12 16:35:45 · answer #7 · answered by dogpye5 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, that's pretty funny!
the arrogant women deserved it... as long as it didn't smell TOO bad. haha
2007-01-12 16:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by That One Chick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sure showed them!
2007-01-12 17:17:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-12 16:30:54 · answer #10 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋