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flip the vicodin to some dumbass kids and use that money to buy 2 grams. then get bitches then drink the beers eat three bars and smoke

2007-01-13 08:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by monkeytits 2 · 0 0

I don't know what you would do with all that, but here is something I heard the other day that shows the effects of drugs and what they will do to you.

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion," they reprimand, "why’d you do that? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little idiot has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

2007-01-13 05:52:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0 0

Go to rehab you drunkin' junky!

2007-01-13 01:23:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You should invite me over.

2007-01-13 00:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0 0

find a little girl to take advantage of after you give that sh*t to her

2007-01-13 00:05:06 · answer #5 · answered by Meilleur_que_toi 4 · 0 2

and... a partridge in a pear tree..

2007-01-13 01:15:30 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0 0

Try to vomit.

2007-01-13 00:10:50 · answer #7 · answered by Gruya 4 · 0 0

SHARE!!

2007-01-13 00:33:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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