There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mello Yello. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.
"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"
2007-01-12 15:58:19 · 11 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An oldie but funny.
Blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner decided to have some fun with blonde, He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" Blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Roommate rolled her eyes and said ... "HELLLLO" Dont be stupid "First....You need to roll up all the windows"
2007-01-12 22:15:06 · answer #1 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This blonde sells parts outside of the tool store. One of her signs reads "5 cents a screw"
2007-01-13 00:10:35 · answer #2 · answered by michael d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok...so the lady thought that it was a slots machine? I think I get it! funny kinda!
2007-01-13 00:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With a winning streak like that, I wouldn't quit either.
2007-01-13 01:21:40 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I seen that joke for many times and is still funny
2007-01-13 00:04:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. that's pretty good!
i think i've heard of a different version of that one... but it's definitely still funny!
2007-01-13 00:48:00 · answer #6 · answered by That One Chick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha only and only a blonde would be stupid enough to think that
2007-01-13 00:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by Hmmm Andrew ♣ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololol
2007-01-13 00:20:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-13 00:09:46 · answer #9 · answered by mnfarmer61 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sweet!
2007-01-13 00:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋