A blonde girl walked into FutureShop and told the clerk "I want to buy this T . V ."
the clerk replyed "We donot sell to blondes". so the girl walked home and put on a black wig, returned to the shop and asked the clerk "I want to buy this T . V ." he said "We do not sell to blondes".
the girl then said "How do u know im blonde?"
then he responded "Cuz thats a microwave, not a T . V ."
2007-01-12 15:31:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner decided to have some fun with blonde, He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" Blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Roommate rolled her eyes and said ... "HELLLLO" Dont be stupid "First....You need to roll up all the windows"
2007-01-12 22:32:54 · answer #1 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 blondes walking through a field,the first one says "oh look fox tracks" the second says "they're not fox tracks they're rabbit tracks" and the third one got hit by the train.
2007-01-12 15:40:02 · answer #2 · answered by beaten but happy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde girl cry when she got her drivers license. Because she got an F in sex.
2007-01-12 15:51:28 · answer #3 · answered by Eva 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was not funny when they told it the first time is was funny and you left out some other details
2007-01-13 00:13:33 · answer #4 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heheheh i have heard of that before, but its still funny the second time around. hahah
2007-01-12 15:38:29 · answer #5 · answered by Emery 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, heard it before. LOL
2007-01-12 15:35:37 · answer #6 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blondes are back! lol
2007-01-12 15:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by Koozie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. Get bent. Lol.
2007-01-12 15:36:46 · answer #8 · answered by Molly 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
o my gaaaaaa, that was soooo like, TOTALLY lassst year!!! ahhhhhhh
2007-01-12 15:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by Orange ♥Mocha♥ Frappuccino 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-12 15:45:35 · answer #10 · answered by mnfarmer61 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋