Drunk stories?

Question

What is the drunkest you have ever been and what is the best story behind it? Best story wins.

Answer 1

Tripped on a rug in my garage, hit my nose on the Treadmill got up saw my nose was bleeding, saw fireflies and the last 6 inches before I hit the concrete with my nose. Woke up in the hospital, was there for a long time, $175,000.00 later. Could I borrow a buck for a beer?

Answer 2

I have 2 (well 2+1)

My buddy when he was 17 got so drunk drinking a case of beer that he woke up 3 days later in a hotel room in a city 500 miles from home and had absolutely no idea how he got there, or anything that had happened in those 3 days. Over the years he has pieced together what might have happened but refuses to tell anyone, and this from a person that has no modesty whatsoever and shows his wife's c-section videos from the births of his children at parties.



I got my first apartment when I was 18 and was given all the half and 3/4 empty 20 year old leftovers from my parents bar. So one night another buddy and I spent an evening "cleaning up" all the most empty, and the oldest and nastiest ones. Scotch ... Bourbon ... Rum ... Vodka .... and who knows what else. Some had been so old that some of the alcohol had escaped, but all the crud that gives you a hangover was there ... concentrated. My friend staggered off into the night to walk the over a mile trip across the city to his place. I puked several times and slept on the tile floor next to the toilet. My friend had had 5 times the booze I had, and felt so miserable that he didn't resurface for days. But that's not why I remember it. My friend had brought carry out chicken from a local place that I was scared to try because it just looked too nasty (the place). Well he tossed half his dinner out on the back stairs unbeknownst to me. Well there were rats out there. And when I found what he had done days later ... lo and behold the rats had refused to eat the chicken too. Needless to say I never went to that Chicken Place myself.


Of course then there is the time I drank 2 litres of Vodka in one day while in Moskva (Moscow, Russia). Russians expect you to drink with them drink for drink. They also cannot drink, not one drop and drive. So my friend drove me to a lunch that was with some retired "KGB" guy (my other host's father) at his Dasha some distance from Moscow. At the lunch I match this guy drink for drink and ate at least 2 dozen Beloshi (basically hamburger filled fried donuts) along with a huge feast. My friend because of the driving couldn't drink a drop. We returned to Moscow only to have dinner at my friends and now he needed to catch up, so again I had to match him drink for drink till every drop of alcohol in his house was gone. My friend was pissed that he was more drunk than I was. I actually walked 2 miles alone at midnight through Moscow to the flat I was staying at (my friend wanted to walk with me but he was too drunk.) But to me this wasn't a great story since even though I had sooooo much Vodka ... I wasn't even all that drunk even though with that much Vodka I should have been somewhere between comatose and dead. I suppose the massive quantities of fatty food I ate that day protected me.

Answer 3

Chased a deer through the woods in Kentucky. Got lost, passed out. Next morning woke up in a creek. Spent the next 24 hours trying to find my way home. Didn't get home until the next morning.

Answer 4

I was at my a buddys apt actin up bad. He had a lil get together wit some friends.

I was playin PS II when I decided to start drinkin PJ, Everclear, and some kinda vodka. All I remember was runnin to his room to get another PS game to play in the livin room. I ran into the door but didnt feel any pain so I got my game and started playin.

My friends told me I took off all my clothes, pulled out my balls and started chasin girls around the apt. They told me I pulled "it" out and asked the girls what they thought about it. My boy told me It was one girl there that I kept grabbin her booty.

The sad part is I dont remember any of it.

All I remember is wakin up face down in the bath tub in my boxers.

Answer 5

one night i was out with some friends then 2 hours and 3 martinis 5 beers and a glass of wine i was teabaged 3 time and pregnant the next month

Answer 6

I had a little too much to drink..tried to sneak out through the back and slipped while trying to hop off my balcony onto the next...fell face first, cut my chin pretty badly, bruised my legs. Oh well. DRINKING IS BAD!

Answer 7

ok on new years i was trashed!!! i had five beers four bottles of smirnoff ice four shots of jager two shots of patron smoked some weed and did a few lines. i went to my ex bfs house bc he had a bunch of ppl over..well i took my clothes off at midnight and made out with him and we ended up having crazy sex and then we ended up saying i love u (which was a total drunk lie lol) and we got back together!! omg the next day i seriously didnt answer my phone and i acted like i didnt remember anything so i would have to break up with him haha CRAZY ****!!

Answer 8

see my worst hangover answer - trust me worth it