2007-01-12 14:40:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
r ur legs tired b//c they have been running through my mind ALL DAY LONG hahahahahahahahaahahaha
2007-01-12 14:44:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"are you a light switch? cuz your turning me on!"
"oops...i just dropped my heart. can you pick it up for me?"
"do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?"
lame right? hence the reason why they are stupid and make me laugh because they are so cheesy corny and overall immediate turnoffs because you wanna laugh at the guy for being such a dork so desperately!
sorry carlee i put my last line before reading yours..im not a copycat lol
2007-01-12 14:52:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
Hey Baby, You want some of my creme filling?
Did it hurt?... "did what hurt"?... when you fell from heaven because you must be an angel right?
actually that one is cute, but still funny :)
2007-01-12 14:49:07 · answer #3 · answered by Autumn Blonde ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy said to me at a bar one night: My friend told me I could hypnotize you. Can I have your number now?
2007-01-12 14:45:11 · answer #4 · answered by dmwilson91 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
guy : hey do you know what the word of the day is?
girl : no what is it
guy : the word of the day is legs, what do u say we go back to my place and spread the word.
2007-01-12 14:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by Jablomei 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard Milk does a body good.....but Damn! How much have you been drinking?
2007-01-12 14:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by clueless_nerd 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did you wash your pants with windex, baby? Cuz I can see myself in them
2007-01-12 14:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Girl: give me you're gaddamn number now or i'll execute you
Me: get outta my face pleaseeeeeeeee!
2007-01-12 14:45:43 · answer #8 · answered by twan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Excuse me, do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
2007-01-12 14:44:53 · answer #9 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My buddy came up with one recently:
If I could change the alphabet, I'd F*** you in the A**!
2007-01-12 14:44:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋