I would think you would at least pull shut the blinds and put a blanket on the celing. Maybe wear a mask of Nixon and say it wasn't you?
2007-01-12 14:16:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I put on my aluminum foil cone head to shield myself from his mind ray.
2007-01-12 14:19:46 · answer #1 · answered by The Man Comes Around 5 · 9⤊ 3⤋
I dont watch porn.
and whats up with the nixon mask thing? let alone shuting the blinds...oh yeah God cant see me if I shut the blinds and cover the celing....
point is it is a strugle Im sure with many christians even, before they become christians or even if they were christians alredy, point is Its not good but its something that christians should fight agenst just like any other sin.
2007-01-12 14:30:36 · answer #2 · answered by robertt223 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In census polls, something like 75% of Americans claim Christianity as their religion. Pornography is a $12 billion dollar a year industry. Gee, I wonder who is spending more of that $12 billion on porn--the 75% Christian population, or the 25% non-Christian? Obviously, quite a lot of God's special, chosen people are indulging themselves with everything from Playboy to Jugs Magazine when they think Jesus isn't looking.
2007-01-12 14:32:08 · answer #3 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, I don't feel nervous.
That's funny. Really it is. I don't watch porn, but I can *assure* you that Jesus is not watching those that do. Yes, that's funny. Please consider what a lunatic one would appear if they put a blanket on their ceiling and a mask of Nixon .. no matter *what* they were doing. Yes, that's funny.
You should try out for Satuday Night Live. You'd fit right in. I'm not bashing, you dude, I am complimenting you.
Ahhhhhh, hahahahahaha!
2007-01-12 14:24:01 · answer #4 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I know Jesus Watches me, I ask to put a stop to my sex drive, Its the only way I can control myself. I consider myself Godly, And if U hate me doing this, DAMNATION. I look at U what R U doing, R U married, U supply Ur animalizem for one another. Jesus Told me sex is a sin. Its Not how He created It, Witch is why A man Can desire more then one woman, Tones of divorce, hate for one another, Ur animals. The Godly way is To desire only One, I believe Only through Jesus Christ that is possible. UR all LUST NOT EVEN WITH EACH OTHER IN HEAVEN. UR Love hurts, If your lover dies u will cry and cry. The desire I have for my wife, will be eternal through Jesus Christ our lord. I hate the Way U desire one another, Ur like the animals. The way I will love my wife will be Godly.
2007-01-12 14:32:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If " jesus" could see you watching the porn anyway, why go through the masking and lying? Unless you are pulling these christers legs.
2007-01-12 14:27:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL really is porn and sex a taboo to you? Its a natural manifestation of life sure if you feel nervous castrate yourself, if you are nervous for others don't worry we are just fine. Thank you for your concern.
2007-01-12 14:43:30 · answer #7 · answered by oni_koukogakusha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Youth Sunday School Teacher. Please know that nothing you do will escapes His eye. Hey watch this movie it's what God thinks of you. www.mayyoubeblessedmovie.com Save yourself for your beautiful wife God will someday give you. The bed is undefiled when you are married, so you could do all those things with your lovely wife.
2007-01-12 14:22:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I think the mask and blinds wouldn't fool anyone.
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2007-01-12 14:19:41 · answer #9 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not me, he's the one who's a pervert. He should mind his own business.EDIT: I like how Christians got all serious about this one, look at the answer from Jesus Freak.
2007-01-12 14:27:20 · answer #10 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Its more embarassing to think that someone is watching you wipe your backside after you had a bad case of diarrhea.
2007-01-12 14:20:22 · answer #11 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋