A russian, a Jamaican, an american and a mexican found themselves on a rafting expedition. as they paddled down river, the russian opened a bottle of vodka, took a few gulps and tossed it overboard. the stunned american said, "what did you do that for?" the russian explained," in my country, we have so much vodka, we can afford to waste it.
a bit later the jamaican lit up a huge joint, took a few puffs and tossed it over the side. "Hey, thats stuff's expensive" said the american. "Weed grows so abundantly in my country, we can afford to waste it." said the jamaican.
The american sat back and thought hard for a while. then he stood up and threw the mexican into the river.
2007-01-12 14:11:54 · 27 answers · asked by LED ZEP66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!
2007-01-12 14:40:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
In New Hampshire it goes like this: A New Hampshirite, a Mainiac, a Vermonter, and Masshole are riding up the chairlift together. The Vermonter tosses a bottle of maple syrup off the lift, explaining that they have to much in Vermont. The Mainiac then chucks a lobster off for the same reason. Suddenly, the New Hampshirite lifts up the safety bar and pushes the Masshole off the chair.
2007-01-12 22:21:37 · answer #2 · answered by Molly <3 CCL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A girl is driving along the expressway listening to the radio when she hears a song she really, really likes. When the song is over the announcer says the title of the record was, "Hot Lips and Tender Kisses."
When she gets home she's very excited about the new song and decides to call her local music store to see if they have the record. Hurriedly, and excitedly, she dials the store's number. But in her excitement, she unknowingly misdialed and got an auto repair shop instead.
"Hello," the mechanic answers.
"Oh, yes! Do you have Hot Lips and Tender Kisses?" the girl asks.
The mechanic was puzzled, but says, "Well, no, but I've got hot pants and seven inches."
"Oh, is that a record?" she says.
"No," he says, "but it's better than average
2007-01-17 13:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that joke 4 times now. First it was kind of funny, then it was repetitive, next it was old, and now it's so ancient it's on the Internet.
2007-01-12 22:47:38 · answer #4 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
took me a few seconds 2 get it
2007-01-12 22:24:22 · answer #5 · answered by oh yeah! girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awesome!!!
2007-01-20 17:01:23 · answer #6 · answered by Queen-o-the-Damned 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't do any good... how do you think they got across the river in the first place.?
2007-01-12 22:19:30 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
u might get some ppl complaining about racism tho
2007-01-12 22:20:27 · answer #8 · answered by katie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO! thats sooo funny!
2007-01-12 22:38:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
heh yah thats a good one
2007-01-12 22:17:18 · answer #10 · answered by Missy Joe A 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
shamed to say it was funny
2007-01-20 16:34:51 · answer #11 · answered by Melissa S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋