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What gives them the right to come to my door and tell me I am a sinner cause I drink beer. They then quote obscure passages from their book, tell me to read their poxy pamplett and then go to the next door. Why don"t they all just piss off back to the US.

2007-01-12 13:45:38 · 13 answers · asked by spils 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Are you allowed to tell them to bugger off.??
I don"t want to be smitted by God or Johova or whoever.

2007-01-12 13:52:18 · update #1

13 answers

I'm sorry America spawned Jehovah Witnesses.

2007-01-12 14:04:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Because of scriptures found in Mathew 24:14, 28:19, 20 which tell us to preach the Good News of Gods Kingdom to everyone we meet. It is for love of Neighbor that we do this.
Sometimes that is door to door, meeting you on street corners, at our jobs during breaks, etc.
Why?
This wicked old system is ending fast and we would like as many people to hear the Truth of Gods Word so they can choose which God they will be serving when this old System of Things ends at Armageddon.
Your life and those of your friends and neighbors as well as our own, are at stake.
So next time when they come, ask for a free home bible study and see what the bible teachs us about living forever on a Paradise here on Earth.

2007-01-12 13:56:29 · answer #2 · answered by Here I Am 7 · 2 1

Rev:3:19 “‘All those for whom I have affection I reprove and discipline. Therefore be zealous and repent. 20 Look! I am standing at the door and knocking. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come into his [house] and take the evening meal with him and he with me.
WE DRINK BEER.

2007-01-12 13:53:31 · answer #3 · answered by gary d 4 · 1 0

They must have something against proselytizing to whomever they perceive as Catholic. They hit my neighborhood constantly. When I decorate for holidays such as Saint Patricks day they will steer clear of my home while hitting everyone else in the neighborhood.
Or perhaps, you could place a sign on your door that states day sleeper, do not bother.
Lots of Luck!!

2007-01-12 15:06:45 · answer #4 · answered by Rahab 6 · 0 1

Have you ever given them any beer, while they were condemning you for drinking beer? If so, they may come back with more magazines and shot glasses this time. My suggestion is to wear a I HEART SATAN T SHIRT and some I HEART POPE BOXERS... that combo should do the trick... If not, pour them doubles till all 3 of you forget why your standing in front of the door to begin with... HA HA HA

2007-01-12 13:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I'm in the U.S. and they only come about once a year and they don't tell me I'm a sinner.. just usually hand me a piece of paper and ask if they can talk to me and I just tell them I am a Christian and I am not interested and that is all it amounts too. If they came to my door calling me a sinner I would be ticked too. Tell them they are sinners for thinking they can play God by judging you.

2007-01-12 13:53:54 · answer #6 · answered by 2007 5 · 0 2

one of them told me I was going to go to Hell if I don't stop believing in Christmas, cuss its a pagan Holiday. I believe its for the celebration for Christ coming into the world, and even if it was a pagan holiday, They could of Just Picked the day the lord Conquered the pagans. and took the celebration away from the pagans. now U celebrate the son Of God.

2007-01-12 13:53:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

You should keep a bucket full of water next to your door. Next time they ring, warn them. If they don't get it, use it the following time they ring.

PS: you should also put a warning sign on your door
PS2: I don't know if this is legal, actually!

2007-01-12 13:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by Offkey 7 · 0 2

We do not want them back! Just tell them to bugger off like we do here. We like a fine pint here too. Your turn! lol!
try this approach but make it your doorbell instead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z3fg40XJAU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFG1OGUE2ls

well, they get fiesty if you throw water balloons at them....

2007-01-12 13:49:47 · answer #9 · answered by dedum 6 · 0 1

Why do you keep answering the door dressed?

2007-01-12 13:58:41 · answer #10 · answered by eldad9 6 · 3 1

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