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I'm wondering really, if I'd have a religous experience or would I be thinking oh damn, they are busted before I even got to use one of them.. Sigh!!!!

2007-01-12 13:35:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

16 answers

Careful....you show a priest a box of condoms and you might end up better "friends" with him than you planned.

2007-01-12 13:40:48 · answer #1 · answered by lucyanddesi 5 · 4 0

Holy rubbers?

Hell, don't use a condom if its got holes, don't they teach kids anything in school today? Outrageous.

2007-01-12 13:41:41 · answer #2 · answered by Tom A 3 · 1 0

Sure they would .
It seem that everything they bless is better...
Just ask all the boys they blessed and then gave thousands of dollars to.

2007-01-12 13:39:33 · answer #3 · answered by Mark B 4 · 2 0

Never trust anything a priest gives you, especially if you're an altar boy.

2007-01-12 13:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 1 1

If holy water touches condoms, they burst into flame.

2007-01-12 13:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No matter they r holy or not... u have to use them anyway.
Thats what can make priests holy.

2007-01-12 13:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by ManhattanGirl 5 · 1 0

Romans7:14-25"I don't understand myself at all for i really want to do what is right but i don't do it. Instead i do the very thing i hate.I hope this helps you.

2007-01-12 14:17:09 · answer #7 · answered by josie 4 · 0 1

Are you so depraved to have this thought? God condemns adultery and fornication. The penalty of sin would outweigh any 5 second thrill you might obtain.

2007-01-12 13:40:46 · answer #8 · answered by BaseballGrrl 6 · 0 3

It would help if you buy a better quality - more expensive but safer.

2007-01-12 13:40:48 · answer #9 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 0 0

Its past your bed time little boy, if you are going to stay up turn off the computer and go watch the teletubbies. Time for tubbie bye-bye.

2007-01-12 13:39:07 · answer #10 · answered by james p 3 · 1 3

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