You know? Or we so hot we make hell look like the north pole? Stuff like that? You can make it up, i don't care a long as it makes sense!
2007-01-12 13:10:22 · 6 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm so bright, my parents called me sunny.
2007-01-12 13:20:14 · answer #1 · answered by Commander 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
its so quiet u can hear a mouse pissin on cotton
ur as useless as a frog with t i t s
2007-01-12 21:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by blue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My farts smell so bad,my nose jump off my face in spite of itself.
2007-01-12 21:18:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
pudding w/ forks soup with knifes!!!
lol long story
2007-01-12 21:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
so drunk he couldn't find his a** with a search warrant
2007-01-13 02:16:41 · answer #5 · answered by just curious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah!!! I have one too : They hate me becuase I'm too good to be true!!!!
2007-01-12 22:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋