i accidently farted on a date last tuesday....my gf arnulda smelled it and punched me in the boob....it was awful....kinda like a dog-fart, yet more potent. What should I do to lure my precious back? She is hot.......she used to be a shot-putter for the east german olympic team.....:)
2007-01-12 12:59:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Your the man!
2007-01-12 13:04:29 · answer #1 · answered by bluelava 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is very serious. The potency of the said fart could be a sign that something is very wrong. It could be cancer. Until you find out how long you have left to live, don't attempt to lure Arnulda back.
2007-01-12 13:31:38 · answer #2 · answered by Webber 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a girl?? Is she an Immigrant? If White people have black shadows, then shouldn't black people have white shadows? If earth is a star then shouldn't we be cold? Your askin me questions I just can't answer. If she punched you in the breast then obviousely she can't stand you. I remember when I coughed on my gf and "supposebely got her sick", she threatened to break up with me or as punishment, she took away my clothes for the day..it wuz hot!
2007-01-12 14:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat some Mexicans beans or a burito & the next time u fart, she will love the exotic mexican smell.
2007-01-12 13:07:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And this is an immigration question because...you are ready to leave the country for the shame you've caused yourself and your family?
2007-01-12 13:08:34 · answer #5 · answered by purplepartygirrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some woman find stinky farts a turn on.
2007-01-12 13:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No doubt a true story. Have nothing better to do????
2007-01-12 13:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are pathetic.
2007-01-12 13:03:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
is this about immigration?
2007-01-12 13:54:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋