13 size 14 shoes
1 oversized fishtank that I cant get through the door
27,000 spare carrier bags
a blind man
66 routes round route 66
a paranoid android
distemper
A Buddah with his legs outstreched
Paper cuts
A keyboard with no keys
A bottle of last years rain
A book about toenails
tomorrows paper
a map declaring the whereabouts of Bin Laden
6 sextuplets with matching bootees
YOU CAN BUY ANYTHING ON EBAY - ITS GREAT!!!
2007-01-12 12:02:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah.....but you can't buy back your sanity.
2007-01-12 12:06:15 · answer #1 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right.... well i bought
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
But dont tell everyone cos then they'll want it to.... shhh....
2007-01-12 12:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by Fay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the way it keeps me flake free so last week bought 15 Head & Shoulders on E-bay.
I was at the police station yesterday for 5hrs because they wanted to know what I did with the rest of the body parts.
2007-01-12 14:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for you hope your happy with your purchases sounds like you got your self some real bargains
2007-01-12 12:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by nita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pricks on ebay are ruining the markets for serious collectors. Those idiots would buy a bucket of straw, if they heard it was collectable!
2007-01-12 12:09:14 · answer #5 · answered by stand@btinternet.com 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yea, you probably did.
a list of stuff no one wants, via a dodgy seller site, with a dodgy money exchange system, that thinks its a bank, but isnt, as it hasnt got a licence.
Ebay: Dont
2007-01-12 12:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by ben b 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool...how much for the buddah? nah thats awesome...i may have to see what i can get...
2007-01-12 12:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-12 20:22:09 · answer #8 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Nice one.
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-12 20:23:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is great loads Of **** you don't really need. my house has never been so crowded
2007-01-12 12:08:32 · answer #10 · answered by gina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i brought ebay off ebay...i own ebay now muhhahaha
2007-01-12 21:34:02 · answer #11 · answered by la de da 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋