ive got a labrador thats eating me out of house and home. its had all the hob nobs and now it wants the vegetable soup. the greedy ba star d. if it carries on like this ill be down the 24 hr petrol station getting the fcuker a dozen mars bars. advice warmly welcomed
2007-01-12 12:01:24 · 11 answers · asked by HERBS 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Feed him more variety. Substitute Snickers for Mars Bars, blend them with tomato soup and biscuits.
You can then eat the dogs' well balanced dog food and have a nice shiny coat and cold nose. Don't forget to take youself for a walk.
Keep smilin'
2007-01-12 20:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch out the rspca will be after you if he gets fat. I really do think you should get him to give up the bongs, then he won't be getting the munchies at such unsociable hours. Try speed instead
2007-01-12 12:06:16 · answer #2 · answered by gina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STOP feeding the dog man, really. It will get fat and you will have bill the size of your arm! The dog will be unwell and you will both be miserable!
2007-01-12 12:09:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many times do u feed it? if its 3 times a day make it once a day.
2007-01-12 12:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your silly
feed him dog food only
mars bars will give him worms
2007-01-12 12:16:07 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A GUY WAS CHARGED WITH LETTING HIS DOG GET TO FAT YESTERDAY I THINK IT WAS 9 STONE A LAB AS WELL
2007-01-12 20:10:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think dogs are filthy creatures. and i'm allergic to them. stop feeding the greedy thing.
2007-01-12 12:11:57 · answer #7 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha Ha HA Ha Ha !!!!LOL!!!
get a cat ?????
worst answer in the world??
yeah, but isn't he just soooo worth it tho!!!!
aren't they adorable!
good luck.
i might see u down there cos my 15y/o kid is the same !!!LOL!!!!
2007-01-12 12:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop overfeeding the dog.!!!
2007-01-13 03:44:35 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
same sh*t happened to me when i got married
2007-01-12 12:15:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋