What are some good come backs to say to the percent of the population that thinks it's cute to say "What happened to the other half of your bike?!" or lame stuff like that.
I don't want to be offensive or hurtful or anything. Know what I mean?
Nothing like F-U. Thanks!!
2007-01-12 11:55:45 · 5 answers · asked by ARMY Babe 4 in Sports ➔ Cycling
Something cute maybe.
2007-01-12 12:06:41 · update #1
This morning it was a tandem but there has been a lot of people asking stupid questions today. Bend Over!!!!
Oh my god it was there a minute ago.
My boyfriends got it.
Washing its hair
It was slowing me down
It couldn't keep up I past it an hour ago.
2007-01-14 22:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by Glenn B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lighten up. You knew it would draw attention when you started unicycling. People are only saying anything because they think it's cool . . . even though they are too stupid to come up with something inventive.
Or here you can study the history of "snappy answers to stupid questions 101":
http://www.leedberg.com/mad/satsq/satsq.html
But overall take it as a compliment.
2007-01-12 12:04:05 · answer #2 · answered by Tex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask them if they'd like a go. I should think the majority would say no because they daren't try or they know they can't. Those that do try will soon realise it's not as easy as you guys make it look! (I've tried and I couldn't even get on the thing!)
2007-01-14 05:07:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: "What happened to the other half of your bike?!"
A: "I'm on my way to pick it up right now;Just got paid!"
Or, this one is bad!
Q: "What happened to the other half of your bike?!"
A: "I'm on my way to the hospital right now to have them pull it out"
2007-01-12 12:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by lpgnh3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i grow to be giving delivery to my daughter in 1994 and the wings were on television and different health facility workers kept peeking in and asking me the freakin score. It grow to be fairly puzzling attempting to demonstrate screen the game, checking the demonstrate screen to be sure even as i grow to be having contractions (thank God for drugs), AND having to maintain them as a lot as date to boot.
2016-10-30 23:08:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋