I my attention was distractted by a guy with a clipboard, who asked me, "Have you had an accident, in the past two years, that wasn't your fault?". "No, I.m OK", I said, and right into a fuckin' bollard! Ironic, or what?
2007-01-12 11:19:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you pull a Marcia Brady and cry out, "Ow, my nose! Ow, my nose! Ow, my nose!?"
2007-01-12 11:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I was walking out of ASDA and a woman approached me with a clipboard and donation can.
She asked:
"Can you make a donation to the Alzheimer's charity?"
She glared at me when I replied:
"Yes- but I've left my mother at home today".
TRUE STORY
2007-01-13 02:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could have been worst , if ya was stud on one that poped out of the ground lol
you would have gone up in the world then lol
bollard = steel post
2007-01-12 13:33:27 · answer #3 · answered by annewithafan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...'and right into a fuckin' bollard!'
What, did you walk into it? Jump? Run? Fall?
2007-01-12 11:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes you poor thing what a plonker you must of felt hope you didn't damage the bollard
2007-01-12 11:24:12 · answer #5 · answered by nita 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whats a bollard?
2007-01-12 11:24:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have gone to the Trafford Centre!
2007-01-12 14:57:29 · answer #7 · answered by Colette 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very
2007-01-12 11:31:35 · answer #8 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take great pleasure in welcoming you to my world!!!!
2007-01-15 03:03:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very.
2007-01-12 11:24:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋