you dont have to be a christian to recieve salvation all you need is a ticket to redemption for a new low cant refuse price of 29.95, THATS RIGHT, and they wont last long this is a one time limited offer, act now and recieve a free bottle of blessings, who knows if jesus will come down or not but you will be happy if he did since you will have your ticket to redemption, i will personaly put my hand on each love gift, personal check, money order and credit card payment and bless it myself
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2007-01-12 10:04:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ty for ur order tom
2007-01-12 10:09:08 · update #1
isnt it sad dark hallow
2007-01-12 10:12:00 · update #2
hollow^^^^
2007-01-12 10:12:25 · update #3
you gotta be really really gulible not to believe this is a joke
2007-01-12 10:16:46 · update #4
Thanks, but no, thanks.
2007-01-12 10:07:10 · answer #1 · answered by Cristina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No such element. An atheist believes in NO god/desses. which could comprise Allah,Ganesh, Kali, Isis, Thor, Gaia, Danu, and so on...maximum English speaking shoppers are on right here and are raised Christian, yet i'd say my morals & beliefs are from a mixture of empathy & society. i'm professional-decision, and so are many Xians and that i'm also vegetarian. The Bible is amazingly contradictory. That entire 'no longer killing' element? a variety of of Xians do not look to have a project with production unit farms, the death penalty or going to conflict. And in case you examine the OT, you do not ought to bypass a concepts on the thanks to ascertain some tale the position the 'chosen ones' are commanded to kill. There are over 30,000 Xian denom's obtainable...there's a reason.
2016-10-30 22:57:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't I see you on TBN selling "Personal Communion" dish sets once??
The set included one small silver goblet, one tiny silver dish, and a small silver tray; as well as a small bottle of fermented grape juice, and small package of communion wafers, all packaged in a beautifully carved wooden box...you can even have the set monogrammed.
How did that go, anyhow? Did you sell many of them?
2007-01-12 10:43:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And how does this help Atheists.
I am an Atheist and I don't need your "blessed" tap water or your damning book, well maybe to wipe my ***. But, I will continue using my Charmin it's much cheaper. You could go ahead and say that this is the best answer. Have a good day 'whore'shiper.
2007-01-12 10:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by Broadsword 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Here's a word to the simple....
"Salvation is Free"....
After all who needs a word to the wise when its the simple ones who need it the most?
like YOU !!!!
2007-01-12 10:24:44 · answer #5 · answered by Common Sense 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are very disterbed I do not think you have a ticket for salvation Jesus is the only way.
2007-01-12 10:09:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you chose the absolutely perfect name for yourself....it's definately very disturbing that you ask for money for blessings......God wouldn't.......What Religion lays claim to you as a parisioner? I personally can't think of one that would........aren't you afraid of not getting into heaven??????
2007-01-12 10:13:20 · answer #7 · answered by frogfat_froggy 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm taking bets...let's see...he just got his account today to replace the last one that got terminated for this kind of stuff. Any takers?
2007-01-12 10:10:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO ... come on ppl lighten up. Its a JOKE! Ever heard of a "joke" before?
EDIT: Just had a thought... If ppl really believe this then that tells you how messed up Christianity has become.
2007-01-12 10:10:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'll take one of those bumper stickers, but you forgot to list the price.
2007-01-12 10:08:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hey man - gimme 10 of everything, I need all the salvation I can get!
2007-01-12 10:07:35 · answer #11 · answered by Tom A 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋