For example, I would push little ole ladies in front of a bus. Prick little holes into condoms etc., etc., etc
2007-01-12 09:58:57 · 14 answers · asked by Beth L 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Community Service
Ten points are given to the most humorous.
2007-01-12 10:02:49 · update #1
Please note this is not a serious question. Your answer should be base on some kind of sense of humor if you have any.
2007-01-12 10:37:10 · update #2
I think humankind creates enough chaos on their own. God forbid (no pun intended) if someone should help them! That would just bring the end around a little faster I suppose.
Just for the hell of it, I would terrorize anybody and everybody. Like the kid in home alone.
2007-01-12 10:03:00 · answer #1 · answered by mrs. mommy to be 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd sit down and write a series of books and distribute them out to everyone telling everyone what a great thing this was and what a wonderful guy God was.
I would publish it in as many languages as I could and sit back and watch the FUN.
I'd write them as a series, but I'd drop the next in the series someplace else in the world written in a different language.
2007-01-12 10:09:04 · answer #2 · answered by wolf560 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The devil's little helper is already here and has he been busy! Bombings, destruction, homelessness, children and babies dying of hunger and illness, maimings, and the death of families and soldiers alike...and there's more death and destruction coming soon to a country near you: Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, probably the rest of the axis of evil and anyone else who looks cross-eyed at George W Bush.
2007-01-12 10:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by edith clarke 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lola's got this nailed.
Me, I'd make all the pregnancy and VD tests come out positive for a day. Imagine the higgledy piggledy.
2007-01-12 10:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Set CalTrans loose on the rest of the world. They do enough damage here in LA. Imagine what havoc they could wreck on the rest of the world...
2007-01-12 10:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change all the outdoor lights of every Church in town to red. and post sigs that said "Whores for Jesus"
2007-01-12 15:24:18 · answer #6 · answered by foreverquilting2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Form Microsoft, and write software.
2007-01-12 10:01:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would give all the arrogant people of the world big gas problems when they get nasty with other people.
2007-01-12 10:05:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give all the poor people tons of money so they are equal with the filthy rich.
2007-01-12 10:34:19 · answer #9 · answered by Josef F 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would create as many religions as I could.
2007-01-12 10:03:57 · answer #10 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋