There once was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair red and try and trick everyone into thinking that she was a redhead.
After she dyed her hair, she went for a drive to see if she could trick anyone.
She came across a sheep herder and his herd and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have in your herd can I take one home?"
The sheep herder said, "Sure!"
The blonde proudly said, "There are 345 sheep."
The sheep herder exclaimed, "Wow! that is absoultly right, so go ahead and pick a sheep to take home."
The Blonde got out, got a sheep, and put it in her car.
The sheep herder said, "Now I have a deal for you. If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
2007-01-12 09:56:53 · 14 answers · asked by Tristyn 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT WAS A CRAcK-A-LACKIN JOKE!
2007-01-12 12:25:11 · answer #1 · answered by Kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the herder or the fake redhead named hilario? Or is it the dog?
Funny joke.
2007-01-12 18:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 8/10.
2007-01-12 18:51:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1
2007-01-12 18:16:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-01-12 19:08:50 · answer #5 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard that one, but it is still pretty funny.
2007-01-12 18:07:47 · answer #6 · answered by hol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-01-12 19:18:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. That was a nice new joke. lol
2007-01-12 19:36:26 · answer #8 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious
2007-01-12 18:00:21 · answer #9 · answered by Gary Rasmussen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha, halarious â¥
2007-01-12 17:59:42 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋