For example, I would push little ole ladies in front of a bus. Prick little holes into condoms etc., etc., etc.
2007-01-12 09:55:36 · 21 answers · asked by Beth L 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You only get the ten points if it's funny.
2007-01-12 10:03:52 · update #1
P.S. Piligim, buy yourself some sense of humor.
2007-01-12 10:12:02 · update #2
If people are really taking this question seriously. Then it's a very very sad world we live in.
2007-01-12 10:22:03 · update #3
If I was the devils little helper I would find something very Innocent and try to change a lot of peoples beliefs to reflect that there was no afterlife,so that they would stop trying to be good for some higher power. If they don't think there is anything after this life they might do anything the Devil wants them to do. Thus degrading the morals of society.
Maybe If they think that they came from Apes, the Devil will make them see the same behaviors in themselves.
2007-01-12 10:25:37 · answer #1 · answered by L Strunk 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Believe it or not, there is nothing that you or I or anyone else can possibly do to bring more chaos to humankind that satan hasn't already done, including pushing little old ladies in front of buses!!! Here is the scriptural proof...the bible states that satan "keeps walking around like a roaring lion seeking to devour someone." It also says that when satan tried to tempt Jesus on the mount of olives that he pointed out all the kingdoms of the world to him and told him that if he would perform one act of worship to him that he would give all these kingdoms to him...well, guess what.....guess who owns and has control of all the kingdoms of the earth!!?? Is it any wonder then that there is so much chaos worldwide?...and you think he needs you?????.....LOL! ! ! ! !
2007-01-12 18:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by donald v 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1) Make Abortion MANDATORY for Born Again Christians!
2) Starve ALL the Babies in Africa to Death!
3) Give all the Parents of the African Babies AK-47's (incl. PLENTY OF AMMO!)
4) I Like the Bus thing!
5) Make Men forget about Sex, then Women would be obsolete!
2007-01-12 18:04:20 · answer #3 · answered by Rembrandt 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would have created a Civil Liberties Union that challenged all our laws, and beliefs, bringing chaos to the believing world.
2007-01-12 18:17:00 · answer #4 · answered by Theophilus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just what he's doing is bad enough.
The "strong delusion" of "millions of years" is working just great. He's got trainloads of people on the broad road now.
Socialism has been renamed "democracy", and that's going gangbusters.
The counterfeit money economy is bleeding value from every dollar printed, that has everyone donating to his cause.
And now with Islam, the false prophet and false religion of death, the walls of Satan's counterfiet of God's kingdom are complete!
Academic hegemony,
political hegemony,
economic hegemony and
religious hegemony.
Lucky for mankind the book of Joshua predicts what's going to make those walls fall down . . .
7 trumpets.
2007-01-12 18:04:31 · answer #5 · answered by s2scrm 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heck here in California I just need to take the cars from the people in one town to create chaos. They would be running in circles Taz like engulfing everything they come in contact with.
2007-01-12 18:02:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sit back and watch the show mankind doesnt need help with chaos they obvious enjoy causing their own misery
2007-01-12 18:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by shannara 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take all the cherries out of chocolate covered cherries and replace them with mayonnaise! I am Professor Chaos!!! *evil laugh*
2007-01-12 18:04:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd convince Christians of their superiority and urge them to foist their beliefs on others through force, law or convention. That would ensure that humanity would rise up against them as the self-righteous elitists that they are.
2007-01-12 18:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by Skeff 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bear in mind that "Satan has already lost ". !!
He lost a long, long time ago. He is just trying to make use of the time he has left. Which is not much according to scripture. So for all of you little devil worshipers, hang on, as the ride is about to get really bad for you. !!
2007-01-12 18:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by having fun 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋