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she had heard that ghosts of past great presidents always come and give advice to all the new residents. so she stayed up and waited for them to come.
soon, the ghost of george washington appeared: she said" what should i do" the ghost replied, "never tell a lie"
she responded "hell no i cant do that"
that ghost left and a little while later the ghost of thomas jefferson appeared : the battalax asks..."what should i do"?
thomas jefferson tells her to "listen to the people"
she cries out "oh i could never do that!!!!!"
the ghost leaves and after a while the ghost of abe lincoln arrives...shillary repeats the question..."what should i do"?
abe replies "go to the theater"
2007-01-12
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