One day the beautiful princess was walking through the woods when she came across a frog sitting on a lily pad.
"Good day to you," said the frog, "do not be alarmed, I am really a handsome prince who was turned into a frog by a wicked old witch. If you kiss me, I will turn back into my former self and we can live happily ever after...we'll get married and live in a mighty castle. You can set up home, learn to cook, wash my clothes and have my children."
Later that night, the princess sat down to a plate of frog's legs lightly sauteed in white wine and onions. She looked at it and smiled..."I don't f***in think so," she said! :)
2007-01-12 09:48:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol!! I hope she tortured him a bit before cooking him!!
2007-01-12 10:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prepare to groan fidgety.
A frog wanted to buy a new lily pond but had run out of money so he went to the bank for a loan.He sat down at a desk and introduced himself as Kermit Jagger,son of Mick Jagger..He was interviewed by a bank official named Patty Whack who asked the frog what he could offer as collateral.The frog reached into his briefcase and produced a vase but Patty was unimpressed."I'm afraid we'll need more than that," she told the frog."It's just a cheap nick nack."
But just to be sure,she decided to show the vase to the bank manager who knew a lot about antiques."I've got this frog named Kermit Jagger and he's brought in this vase as collateral.What do you think?"
The manager registered the name,took one look at the vase and said:"It's a nick nack,Patty Whack,but give the frog a loan.His old man's a Rolling Stone."
2007-01-12 22:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny 10/10
2007-01-12 19:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thin the answer here is Prince yes Frog no
2007-01-12 17:54:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross,I hate frogs.
2007-01-12 17:55:48 · answer #5 · answered by kitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Prince Harry is lovely.
2007-01-12 18:00:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one fingers 10/10
2007-01-13 03:46:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the princess NO KISS, NO THANK YOU!!!!
2007-01-12 18:01:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yummy!!!
but i prefer my frogs grilled
2007-01-12 17:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by sleepy_c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? Do you not want those things!
2007-01-12 17:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by Robb the B.D.C. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋