had invited a distinguished visitor from Soviet Russia to meet the workers. The man arrived and the factory management offered to give him a tour of the premises and he agreed disdainfully. They started off with the canteen. "What is this place?" he asked
"It's the canteen, people can come here for a hot meal during lunch time"
He snorted, "In Russia, Russian sandwiches, from the machine!"
"How long are the workers at lunch?" he asked.
"About forty five minutes to an hour" the management replied.
"In Russia, 20 minutes then back to work" he replied, not impressed.
They moved onto a tour of the workshop just as the horn went off for hometime.
"What is happening?" he asked, "They are escaping"
"It's 4.00pm - time to go home" was the answer.
"In Russia, workers work from 6.30 am to 6.30pm!" he replied.
"You won't get these lads doing that here" replied the manager.
"Why not?" asked the Russian.
"They are all communists" came the reply.
2007-01-12 09:43:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Someone explain the big words to thuglife.
2007-01-12 09:54:28 · update #1
Well, you certainly got the "out of date" bit right. Even Bernard Manning wouldn't have the nerve to tell that one!
2007-01-12 11:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, nice 1.
2007-01-12 09:52:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OVER THE HILL AND ON ITS WAY BACK
2007-01-12 20:21:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
STOP TELLING JOKES
these aren't funny, they don't even make sense
2007-01-12 09:47:16 · answer #4 · answered by thuglife 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one!
2007-01-12 09:47:44 · answer #5 · answered by Gary Rasmussen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crickets
2007-01-12 09:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-13 04:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... good one
2007-01-12 12:16:29 · answer #8 · answered by BETH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
still holds up well, thanks lol 9 / 10
2007-01-12 21:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by jennyshacko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the chuckle (bit sorry though wasnt it!)
2007-01-12 09:47:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋