A middle-aged couple had drifted apart and the end of their marriage came on Friday night over a plate of fish and chips.
"It's no good Sonia, this marriage is a sham, I'm leaving you. I may be 57 years old but I've met a 19 year-old girl who wants to be with me and I want to be with her," said the husband proudly.
"Well, well, well," replied the wife scornfully. "She's welcome to you. By the way, I've met a gorgeous young man of 19 who goes for older women. I may be 57 as well but he says I've got the body of a 25 year-old. So stuff you, Bob, and just remember this...19 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 19!" :)
2007-01-12 09:15:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well done Fidgety.One up to the women eh!
Husband comes home from the office and sees his wife in the garden.
"Sarah,I have some good news and some bad news to tell you.I'm leaving you for Molly."
"I see," says the wife,"and what's the bad news?"
"That was a wonderful weekend we spent in Paris," said the Director to his Secretary."Will you ever be able to forget it?"
"I don't know," she replied. "What's it worth?"
2007-01-13 00:11:34 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am 54 and i go for ladies of 40 plus below 20 they only good for sex but that is all. I like other things too and if they are under 20 they want to party all night I don't want an early grave cos that is what will happened I know a guy of 67 married a 22 year old lap dancer 6 weeks later he was pushing up tulips or was it Daisy's
2007-01-12 09:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the only one getting the 'short end of the stick' is the 19 year old girl.
2007-01-12 09:19:25 · answer #3 · answered by One Bad Mama Jama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellant.
2007-01-12 09:18:54 · answer #4 · answered by zanydumplings 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke was the best joke ever
im gonna text it to everybody
you rock
100/100
2007-01-12 09:47:30 · answer #5 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do believe that could be right but i wouldn't mind giving it a try 10/10 fingers
2007-01-12 09:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! that is really good. a little perverted, but that's ok =) 9/10 (i never give 10's)
2007-01-12 10:02:42 · answer #7 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Spit out my wine but it was worth it! I needed a good laugh, so thank you!
2007-01-12 09:19:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like that one - thumbs up xx
2007-01-12 09:18:42 · answer #9 · answered by starlet108 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure I'm not drifting apart. Lol.
2007-01-12 09:18:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋