A chicken and an egg were lying in bed. The chicken was smiling contentedly and smoking a cigarette while the egg was looking depressed and tearful.
"Well, I suppose we answered that question," muttered the egg. :)
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A husband and wife got into a crowded lift and the wife was annoyed to see him pressing up against a beautiful blonde. All of a sudden, the blonde smacked him across the face, shouting. "How dare you pinch me!"
As the couple got out of the lift the shamed husband turned to his wife and said,
"I didn't pinch her, Brenda, you must believe me."
"I know you didn't," replied the wife.
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After the honeymoon, the husband brought his wife breakfast in bed. On the tray was fresh orange juice, cereal, bacon and egg, toast and coffee.
"Mmm, thank you darling," she said. "This looks lovely."
"Good," he replied, "because that's how I want it every morning."
(No way ladies, let him get his own!!! - start as you mean to go on :)
2007-01-12 09:00:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Women's lib fidgety.
Did you hear about the bride who stepped out of the shower on her wedding night wrapped in a robe.
Her husband said"You don't have to be shy now-we're married." So she took off her robe to reveal her naked body.
"Wow, let me take your picture ." said the husband.
"Why?" said the wife coyly.
"So i can carry your beauty next to my heart for ever."
He took his photo and then went to have a shower himself.A few minutes later he emerged wrapped in a robe.
"Why are you wearing a robe honey?" she asked."Remember you don't have to be shy now-we're married." So he took off his robe to reveal his naked body.
"Let me take your picture," she said
"Why" he asked,grinning.
"So I can get it enlarged."
2007-01-13 00:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee
2007-01-12 09:18:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1's
2007-01-12 09:05:17 · answer #3 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke# 1 always makes me laugh.
2007-01-12 09:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi fingers thats three good ones but i wish you would stop learning the girls bad habits 30/30
2007-01-12 09:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
young girl goe's to her doctor and say's to him,doctor would you examine me please[she has a lisp]the doctor puts the stethoscope to her chest and say's big breath,s,and the young girl say's yes and im only 16 too[try it with a lisp]
2007-01-12 09:14:04 · answer #6 · answered by BRENDAN Mc123 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol! Good ones. 10/10
2007-01-12 09:08:13 · answer #7 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ones
2007-01-12 09:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by suki doo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah why should we slave over a hot stove
2007-01-12 09:28:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jade 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - & very original!!!
2007-01-12 09:09:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋